Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
Get the That one friend mug.Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023
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Get the National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day mug.A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
Get the mustard all over his leaving friend mug.Someone who typically doesn't record private videos of you, and then is a shit cunt and sends it around the entire town whilst laughing at me behind my back.
by Liars Rus April 8, 2021
Get the Friend mug.A best friend is your one friend that you truly just love the most the one that gets you the must the one you laugh and talk to the most the one that you trust with your life with everything a true best friend is a Kate who keeps it all real all the time who’s funny and tells you the truth and laughs at your jokes even when there not funny the one you dream of your future together as besties of your weekend road trips and beach vacations your good old fashion girl talks that’s what a really good best friend a Kate that’s the best best friend
Kate’s the best friend ever!
by Thorns June 27, 2019
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