gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Shit Nut Squash

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.

John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.

by A Random Wizard July 6, 2018

Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.

Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud

by YeetTheChild69 January 13, 2025

Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom”

Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”

by voyceboy April 20, 2021

poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby

Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"

by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023