Dev Son syndrome

A rare syndrome making the victim want to fuck the shit out of a son

I am severely affected by Dev son syndrome

by Doctor Rdot January 28, 2023

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018

Warm Seat Syndrome

Warm Seat Syndrome, possibly the most horrific thing that can happen when you sit down on a toilet and it is still warm from the previous user.

Going for a muck out just now and got warm seat syndrome

by Finny 55 September 28, 2018

dante's peak syndrome

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

White Cock Syndrome

A condition in which a person of another ethnicity is attracted to a white guy who is significantly older, uglier, (or both) than them. This most often occurs between asians and whites. This seems to be more prevalent in the gay community as many young asian men are put under the intoxicating spell of white cock.

The asian girl I saw today with her white "boyfriend" a hideous ginger who wouldn't have even been raped in jail by a sex offender. She obviously had White Cock Syndrome

by vwvrh6b May 7, 2011

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

Britney Spears syndrome

Divorce women or coming out of a long term relationship, who go out and get drunk and do stupid things.
Rebound behavior. Wants to do the things they did not do during the relationship.
dates numerous of douch bags and has crazy drinking nights.
Behaves irrationally trying to do everything at once. Not having any direction and thinking no one else sees what they do.

Britney spears syndrome. Women who are just getting out of a long term relationship. Doing shots at a bar and behaving irresponsible just to have fun because they couldn't do it while they where in a relationship.

by Happy_101 March 3, 2011