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cheese

cat, aedan and ruby huffing, glonking and getting funky
'anyone up for cheese later?'
by trash boat 69 April 8, 2023
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Cheese

The greatest sentence that people love when they are on their periods for some reason
by Cheese?! April 7, 2018
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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cheese ball dan

Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball
Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die
by Cheese ball Dan fan account 1 September 23, 2021
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Cheesing on my Schwonz

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad
by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Cheese

A food that you cant eat if you are lactose intolarant lickcheese
Mmmm cheese
by Absoluteswag June 21, 2018
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