cut one 

do a fuckin ripper anal blast!

remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!

cut one by PubicMan November 27, 2003

goo-one 

No chance in happening, unlikely

Yo, i heard you were hooking up with that busted girl that lives below you, is that true. "Das a goo-one"

goo-one by cole trickle December 7, 2003

knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area

Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.

knows one's onions by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

The One Gig Virus 

The largest, baddest, most mysterious virus ever invented. It turns your computer into a useless brick. Also referred to as the "one Gigger".

Hey what's this?......oh crap its the one gig virus! My computer is now worth the price of mac&cheese.

The One Gig Virus by Joe "busted PC" schmo March 1, 2009

throw one's bones somewhere

1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.

Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!

throw one's bones somewhere by Ebakvak May 24, 2009

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

number one asshole by thedzone October 10, 2009

Haunt one's castle 

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

Haunt one's castle by William Warney January 16, 2011