cum bag

a word which has a higher degree of offended reactions then being called a scum bag.

Barneys a perverted Cum bag for forcing kids to sexually act in his show.

by ityttv November 6, 2019

Cum

The stuff that comes out of your dick when you go past a preschool

I just jizzed to that 3 year old, cum

by paedophile32 December 27, 2023

cum

very delicious white syrup

guy: "nah bro is that cum on your fucking face?"
guy 2: " :) "

by Stanleybutwithadigbick March 12, 2023

Cum

white liquid that comes outta ur dick when you fap during puberty

oh my god im cumming ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

buckets of cum

When something's sooo good, you could fill a bucket..

"Man, look at this new Fisher and Paykel dishwasher!"
"Yeah man look at the integrated cutlery drawer - Buckets of Cum."

by bucketking January 30, 2024

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025