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"Jeremiah is black"
by reagan mullaley November 15, 2023
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Black Hawk Down

Being dragged butt naked like a soldier from the movie black hawk down.
James was black hawk down after Lupe's brothers found her he had been beating her.
by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023
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Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.
“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia
by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023
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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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Black Elephant

A well endowed african american lover. Prefered by middle aged white men.
by BoggleBoy November 24, 2023
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Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
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Black Easter

Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.
I’m going to celebrate Black Easter, I’m wearing black!
by Knitty March 22, 2024
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