Jack

no one likes this guy. hes THAT guy. he's kind of a bozo. no friends. he's also tall as fuck for no apparent reason. also no parents

"Jack is kinda of a bozo" -Collin 2021
"Why is jack so fucking tall?" -Aiden 2022

by TeJaquel April 8, 2022

big jack

A god like genius who is perfect in every way possible

It's ok it's big jack.

by OkkkOokk June 3, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Jack

has the biggest cock in the world and doesn’t take shit from nobody and is beautiful and ducking sexy

jack has a huge cock

by hsudhwhqjwb October 3, 2023

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Jack

Jack is in love with any girl that looks at him but ELIZA is the main girl he loves

Jack bumbs over Eliza

by JackLovsEliza September 22, 2020