Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Monkey

Someone with any type of disability that either makes them look, or act weird.

The hallway always gets blocked by a bunch of monkeys whenever I need to get somewhere.

by BeanisBoy November 11, 2019

Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 20, 2020