fuck squad

When you and your squad get crunk while swaggin out.

Joe: What are you guys doing tonight?
Me: We doing some fuck squad shit and you ain't invited

by theOGFUCKBOY January 4, 2015

fuck tart

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.

you fuck tart

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.

Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.

by Hands August 20, 2003

Fucking Shit

a)residue found on the penis of a homosexual male after anal intercourse...

b)residue found on the penis of a straight guy after fucking his girl in the asshole.

When Lance was done fucking Bruce in the ass, his dick was covered in fucking shit.

Bradley licked the fucking shit off of Steven's dick after he got fucked up the asshole. Yummo!!!

Charles was grossed out when he pulled his dick out of Stacey's ass and saw it was covered in fucking shit.

by sex fiend 69 December 29, 2007

Mind Fuck

To remove the eyeball and insert the penis into the ocular cavity and beyond.

I'mma gonna fuck your mind baby! Let's Mind Fuck.

by nsg1076 July 28, 2009

grump fuck

Usually not a morning person. A grump fuck will wake up and walk straight to the coffee pot with a pinched face of discomfort due to the fact that a grump fuck is very unhappy to be out of bed. Grump fucks are not restricted to morning hours only, grump fuckieness can happen at all hours of the day. See also bitchead.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and realize I look like a real grump fuck.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006