also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
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Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
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Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
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