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Monkey

A person of monkey descent.
by Jasontavius March 25, 2022
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monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob October 6, 2008
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monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008
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monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )
by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021
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MONKEY

MONKEY
MONKEY
by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022
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on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business
“He drives like he’s on monkey

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey
by on monkey April 5, 2024
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Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
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