big bag of dumb

used to describe a stupid situation or object

"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"

by KDHinSTL July 15, 2008

Sacky bag

A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.

That old dude has a sacky bag. Eww

by SUMFURRYTHING June 17, 2016

spazz bag

A weirdo

Dude you're a fucking spazz bag

by Purple fish July 19, 2017

shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

by thatoneguywhoyouthinkiwas March 11, 2014

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 14, 2023

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016

Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 09, 2018