Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

(leave me), in your mother

in your mother, is the short hebrew way to say "in the name of your mother" as emphasis to the claim made earlier

I really did not do it, in my mother!

by Tal April 4, 2005

me first and the gimme gimmes

A band consisting of members from No Use For A Name, Lagwagon, and Swingin Utters. They are primarily a punk rock band that does covers of pop songs, show tunes, and folk tunes, often ending up with a catchy and widely popular result.

"I don't think I'll ever listen to pop songs the same way after I heard Me First and the Gimme Gimmes"

by Revolver September 14, 2004

Colbert pick-me-up

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.

Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

by Cottonsince85 March 31, 2010

nigger me up the ass

Squire and vinnies love life

I want you to Nigger me up the ass daddy

by Faggdom June 27, 2016

a little birdy told me

1.you got it from good authority
2. you found it out the latest info from someone's Twitter

1.Hayley:How did you find out about your birthday party?
Ryan: Oh, a little birdy told me

2.me:PAnic AT the Disco is coming to South Africa!!
random fangirl; OMJ realyy?? how do you know??
me: oh, a little birdy told me

by iglossluvthedisco April 12, 2009

Omg U Hax Me

The Best Low Level Pure In Runescape. Hes 1 Prayer and can still out tank anybody in a clan war.

DUDE! Did you see Omg U Hax Me tank all of them? And to think hes only 1 Prayer!

by Rick Mosses August 24, 2009