fuck tart

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.

you fuck tart

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Fucking Shit

a)residue found on the penis of a homosexual male after anal intercourse...

b)residue found on the penis of a straight guy after fucking his girl in the asshole.

When Lance was done fucking Bruce in the ass, his dick was covered in fucking shit.

Bradley licked the fucking shit off of Steven's dick after he got fucked up the asshole. Yummo!!!

Charles was grossed out when he pulled his dick out of Stacey's ass and saw it was covered in fucking shit.

by sex fiend 69 December 29, 2007

Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.

Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.

by Hands August 20, 2003

Mind Fuck

To remove the eyeball and insert the penis into the ocular cavity and beyond.

I'mma gonna fuck your mind baby! Let's Mind Fuck.

by nsg1076 July 28, 2009

Plot Fuck

When your reading a book or watching a movie and there's a plot twist, but its so damn epic that "plot twist" just does not cut it.

+ I thought his whole family was dead
- Aren't they?
+No, look. Zero's brother is alive and there twins. And to top it all off this "dead" brother now wants to kill Zero, WTF?
- Oh man, plot twist
+ Plot twist! More like a Plot FUCK!!!

by Vampier Knight 2 May 29, 2009

bucket fuck

like bucket list, except it's of people or types of people you'd like to fuck. They can range from people in an occupation: (firefighters, strippers, people in the military, cops, porn stars, professional athletes), to people with particular attributes (redheads, blondes, asians, people with exotic/unique tattoos, black) ,or even by their possessions : (porsche, apartment with an ocean/city view, condo in Aspen). It doesn't matter if you have a relationship with this person, all that matters is that YOU FUCKED THEM.

Michael Caine is on my mom's bucket fuck list. Personally, I just want a redhead.

by ogimmickless June 21, 2010