cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)

me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.

by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014

tearky mc cheese ham everything

tearky
mc
cheese
ham
everything

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything

by elbest696 November 24, 2021

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass

Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025

Cheese

a very nice food

man 1: hey do you like cheese?
man 2: OF COUSE ITS THE BEST FOOD ON THE PLANET

by The_Cheezy_Weeb February 3, 2021

Chilli dog with cheese

Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.

Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.

by Diamondblade May 22, 2018

add cheese too

An, eccentric way to simply say yes when offered. Can be compared to replying to an offer by saying yeah,duh or of course! etc. Can also be used in different manors such as agreeing with your homies statement, {Refer to example 2 for a better understanding of it being used in this context.}

Example 1:
Guy 1:My girls coming over after the she leaves the tanning bed, shes with ole girl she works with with them thighs, should I have my girl try and bring her over when she come?
Example 2: shiiitttt, add cheese too anything to see that box. again!

Example 2:
Person 1: Those new challenger hellcats are nasty,
Person 2: mhmm 545horse power with cheese and all that, bet.

by BouutitBologna February 2, 2019