Sweaty bedwars player

A player that has not seen the sun in 10 years, generates at least 2 buckets worth of sweat a day and probably uber eats kfc for every meals
Some of their abilities include: placing blocks at a mindboggling rate of 10 blocks/sec, hitting you with their swords from 7 block away, incredible knockback with each swings, 1 vs 4 your team while only losing 2 hearts, rushes other bases in the first 30 seconds, fully equip diamond armors after 2 minutes and the list goes on

They probably have no real life skills or achievements

"Wow look at that sweaty bedwars player beating every other teams by himself, I bet he doesnt touch grass
And why does he have MVP+, like imagine paying money top have your name blue"

by Jav12345 September 22, 2022

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Greasy Lil Non Playable Ratapotamusaurus

A name for Liam Ferrera, an obese, greasy non playable character in real life. It is said to be a human but more closely resembles a humanoid hippopotamus. He bathes in grease, and ultimately, can shoot loads of grease from his you know what. Fun fact! His brain is half robotic and you know what powers it? His grease! He produces grease that fast food restaurants leech his grease off him. His shirts are too small for him, so there's your answer as to why you can see his belly. He is a deep sleeper. Call him and he will not flinch. He also has a thing for legs, so be weary of that, as he can get incredibly close to you (he doesn't know what personal space is.) He will do anything to look under your dress/skirt. If you want a boy who knows about Pokemon, you're in luck! He is the right person for you. He will blow your mind away with how much he knows! Unfortunately, he isn't a memorable person. Well... to some, he is. But not in a good way.

who is that? why is he looking at her legs?
oh! it's liam ferrera (known as the greasy lil non playable ratapotamusaurus), don't bother. he can't get close to girls, so thats his next option.

by ?!$@$% October 25, 2022

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