Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH

by i am e February 3, 2021

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

penis

something i have.

dang that girl has a nice penis

by bekahwashere April 19, 2020

Penis

Kyle

Girl:1 what's a penis
Kyle: look
Girl :Wozers

by Ashlyn223344 March 2, 2024

penies

pennies

hg penies

by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024