brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

mississippi brown nose

When a man sticks his penis in a girls ass and when he pulls his dick out shit is on it and then he sticks his dick in the girls nose and cums

I just Mississippi brown nosed a girl

by Nick ezzell November 5, 2014

Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

Brown Comet

A Brown Comet is when a Brown Meteor becomes airborne after swinging it around.

James: A Brown Comet hit the back of my head.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

brown pinnocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection and performing the Brown Pinnocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinnocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

browning

when you are shitting, but you suck it back in right before it comes out. it has to be 70% out in order to suck it back in. you have to almost shit yourself to brown. You CANNOT brown with diarrhea.

Oh my God! I'm boutta brown! I'm boutta brown!! I'm browning!! Oh my... there's brown all over me..

by ForkedUpBrickedUp November 4, 2023