Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

Monkey

A derrogatory racial sly to describe an asian and/or east-asian person.

Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Monkey

James Park

James Park is a monkey

by Jamesfather November 19, 2019

monkey

black animal not seen in dark. sometimes in garden sometimes in my basement

also im lgbt+- blm niggas not matter furry enthuisast

LEO : Willie WIgger i havent seen mine nigger

Gusto -gay
simon -gay
black animal refferred as a monkey

by xX_mokey_Xx69 March 15, 2021

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Monkey balls

Monkey balls

Monkey balls are hot

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021