Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 22, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 24, 2024

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 03, 2019

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 01, 2023

Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022