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Hoop Cheese 

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

Rodeo Cheeseburger

The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.
"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)
Rodeo Cheeseburger by Bakobuc August 20, 2011

Dream Cheese 

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day
"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"
Dream Cheese by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011

no cheese off my sandals 

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care
guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

Frumunsta Cheese 

The Cheese-like substance found in one's feet when exposed to the natural elements. At can be smelled from over 30 ft. away. Smell can be described as an earthy, nutty, aged cheese smell with a splash of distilled vinegar.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn thats some strong ass Frumunsta Cheese she got in them there feets !!!
Frumunsta Cheese by MrPlatinum69 January 5, 2012

Cougar Cheese 

An older woman's vagina slime.
"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."
Cougar Cheese by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012