Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body

“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note”
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk”

by Koko97 July 21, 2023

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

Bag

A bit of sniff… 1-2g

Dawg im way too fucked up we need a bag asap

by $tonymontana_ August 2, 2025

Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.

The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"

by Gpcart May 27, 2018

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011