by SiK June 05, 2017
The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 23, 2024
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017
A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
by Bigwhite February 29, 2012
by Gerhart Putt January 04, 2024
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 04, 2011