Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018

Recyclable on its last time around

An item that is coarsely cobbled together and rough around the edges

A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.

Busted

The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.

A mockery

A shadow of

Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!

Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!

by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023

tony time

the act of cannibilism (as seen on a 911 call)

jeffrey dahmer got arrested before he could have his final "tony time"

by Daisy stapo October 3, 2023

China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.

Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time

by Chroxity3 January 5, 2023

time wrap

When you don't have time to do fun with anyone but do work.

First Person: Sorry but I can't go outside to the park with you because I'm in a time wrap.
Second Person: Aw man!! Damn it!!

by Petergriffin#awesome December 11, 2017

The Ol' Time-of-Day

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.

Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"

by Montgomery Dean Cappo III August 3, 2010