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friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.
John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Friend-shading

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018
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Light friends

Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.
I would like to be light friends with you.
by LadyRose July 7, 2016
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friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws
Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!
by flashmobgary September 19, 2024
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Someone you think you like romantically and they might too but you are seeing each other as “friends”. The most potentially rewarding and deeply terrifying part of any new relationship. Not trying to just hook up but not ready to use the L word. Noticing you are having “feelings” for someone who is just a hangout buddy. Do they feel the same?
I’m seeing that girl again this weekend. I’m starting to feel FWP (Friends with Possibilities) energy but not sure if she just wants me as a friend (worse, sibling). Should I make my feelings clear and risk losing her or just wait and see where it goes? Argggh!
by Otter Dancing May 5, 2024
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FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo
FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.
by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021
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