baby brown

the cutest dog ever and shits everywhere

“who’s the best dog ever?” “baby brown?” “ofc”

by uglyassbitch1 November 19, 2023

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown lounge

A brown lounge is achieved by defecating on your partners face. Next you must mount their face saddling it, smooshing said expelled content over their face. Creating, a brown lounge.

I can’t wait to turn my partner into a brown lounge tonight

by Spicyqueen February 22, 2023

Brown A- Bomb

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.

"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'

by slickcj June 29, 2010

Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024