red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature

"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."

by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023

Cheshire Reds

A top notch youth baseball team coached by volunteers. Low registration fees and decent town fields. Sometimes daddy ball and sometimes not.

Cheshire Reds always find a way to win. Even though they only have Daddy ball coaches.

by DaddyBall November 24, 2021

Red Dye 40

Be it the fairest of alabaster red-heads to the bronzed and ravishing red-bones, they all have that Red Dye 40 in them. It's what makes them oh so irresistible, but oh so toxic if you aren't careful.

"Oh man. What happened? Who punched you?"

"Peaches found out I cheated."

"Awe, you know she's got that Red Dye 40 in her!"

by RedDye40 February 7, 2025

Red Can

West End Draught beer cans. Sold in Australia.

"Mate, I smashed an entire slab of Red Cans on sat'dy"

by kev72 August 16, 2018

Red

Red is a term used to describe poopy-ass looking individuals with pee pee and poo poo brains.

" dude you looking really RED with that stupid ass look on your face "

by Eddie2D August 30, 2023