Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

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friends

something i dont have

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends

by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021

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Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

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(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.

Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2012

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