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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Slap short kids

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.
by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021
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McKinley Kid

Coined by Edison High School’s class of 2022 to describe any kid that attended McKinley Elementary before high school.

They’re a specific breed of kids who have a certain trait or aspect of their personality that makes complete sense when you find out they’re from McKinley. McKinley Kids tend to be public nuisances, unhinged, completely different breeds of human as a whole, support one another, but also loved. A crucial part of the circle of life.
Person A: Yeah, I went to McKinley my whole life.
Person B: Oh, you’re a McKinley Kid…? Yeah I can tell…
by mosquiqui May 29, 2022
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Squidler kids

A tight group of guys, mates since back in the day a school.
Girl 1:"Who are those 3 guys ❤..."
Girl 2:"Ah themz the squidler kids, they've known each other for dayz"
by Thunderjust August 2, 2021
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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023
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poopy furry pink gacha kid

Somebody who is very very retarted and is probably lesbian
poopy furry pink gacha kid is somebody very ugly and retated
by TheRat567BCE April 12, 2024
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