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shit ass

When the leftover creamy shit remains on your asshole after whiping and walking movements spreads it all over your ass and causes skid marks on your underwear
Oh man, I got a shit ass! Don't let that shit ass stain your underwear. Where do ypu think skid marks come from. its the shit ass.
by exite January 3, 2005
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Shit Beast

n. a girl who not only loves it in the ass, but wants it messy too. You can recognise a shit beast simply from the gut instinct that you get when you look at her.
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is a fucking shit beast man.
by TheChief April 20, 2006
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shit-show

when things are just out sorts or just outta control
Hey Rack, how's your new appartment looking? Arrrgg, everything is all over the place, it's a real shit-show.
by Randy Clarke October 12, 2006
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shit the bed

1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP.

2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)
Damn....Micon done shit the bed again??!!!
by micon's ego October 4, 2008
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Shit Talking

The action of Talking while having Shit ( poop ) in your Mouth.
Vince : BLARG , LASMOOSH!

Brian: Why are you talking with shit in your mouth?

Vince: YARGLBOOMF!

Brian: Stop Shit Talking!
by oWTHo December 7, 2010
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packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.
in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.
by Kirkface September 25, 2005
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Shit The Bed

1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards.

2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.

3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.
"Did you see the wings games last night?!"
"No, what happened?!"

"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"
by Drizzy Drake 19 May 7, 2010
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