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Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
by GoodRep May 3, 2022
mugGet the Nut Taxmug.

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating
Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do
by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022
mugGet the Plucking your nutsmug.

Nut

A fluid that can be referred to as "nut". Many people like to swallow the nut, women in particular.
by Nutmaster420 June 11, 2019
mugGet the Nutmug.

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
mugGet the Nut squashmug.

Deez nuts

A term to refer to testicles.

1st person
What are thez (or these) others person deez nuts
by Evan Pocock January 12, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
mugGet the Dumb Nutmug.

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