Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating

Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do

by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022

Nut

A fluid that can be referred to as "nut". Many people like to swallow the nut, women in particular.

I just swallowed nut yesterday!

by Nutmaster420 June 11, 2019

Deez Nuts

got em

deez nuts in yo mouth

by httpCyanide June 14, 2021

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Deez nuts

A term to refer to testicles.

1st person

What are thez (or these) others person deez nuts

by Evan Pocock January 12, 2023

Dumb Nut

Very dumb/ retarded

Your a dumb nut.

by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023