Dr. Nut

That person who works out that goes on and on about types of nuts and what constitutes a “nut”

Dude, Dr. Nut was being a prick and kept telling me that cashews aren’t really nuts.

by 20Jawless March 1, 2021

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Mississippi Lug Nut

When you nut on to a rusty nail and then you put it in to your gay partners dick then suck it out.

Man that Mississippi lug nut was great last night.

by Dicknjsksnxjd October 4, 2019

Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie

Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"

by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010

nut stick

Male genitals, a penis.

Dude, my nut stick is so big!

by sportygspot June 14, 2010

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017