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deez nuts

"Deez Nuts" is a popular joke on the internet originating from a popular video with a black man talking to someone and infamously saying "deez nuts." The term can also be used with a clever pun with the popular pop band named Imagine Dragons. The joke can be achieved by convincing someone to say "imagine dragons" and with you finishing with saying "Imagine dragons deez nuts." The pun basically implies that you imagine dragging these nuts.
person 1: imagine dragons
person 2: imagine dragons deez nuts (imagine dragging these nuts)
by gigachad1 July 16, 2022
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Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021
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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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Wing Nut

Hey Marg; Wing Nut is on the TV again. Do you want me to change the channel?
by AusUrbanCountry March 1, 2021
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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No Nut November

Dang it’s No Nut November !!
by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019
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National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020
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