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A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
by hattrack July 20, 2025
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screen time

The opportunity to negotiate for extra hours of screen time from parents, akin to spotting parking spaces for a driver. It requires keen observation and timing to seize the moment when parents are less vigilant or distracted.
My little brother has mastered the art of screen time; he knows exactly when Mom is busy and swoops in for an extra hour of gaming on Roblox!
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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mad of time

being abundantly wealthy or having enough money to not have to work and have all your free time to yourself
by anonymous July 25, 2025
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yabby time

when one has to display their most sensitive side to the amusement of another, causing them to giggle into their palm
person 1: did she really giggle at it?

person 2: DONT BLAME ME IT WAS YABBY TIME
by bathrubrattle July 29, 2025
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Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
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