high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018

White Knoll High School

white•knoll high•school
/whįtə ñołe hï šcōōł/

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Think of the worst place imaginable, then add drugs, teen pregnancy, nicotine addiction, douchie straight guys, racist and homophobic trump🤮 supporters, and guys who can’t keep their tiny micro dicks in their pants. That’s White Knoll! We have everything you could ever ask for! Like creepy teachers who look like the teacher in iCarly with the root and berry retreat, a hot coach who may be gay (and if so hit me up in a year and a half), and much more! Imagine a place where people still use being gay as an insult. (how closeted gay of you) Don’t even get me start on the selection of guys at this school, they are either really ugly or absolute dicks. There are probably 3 good guys at this school, and NO GAY GUYS!!!!!!! Come out y’all what is hold you back. Your “Straight” buddies are probably gay too. So in conclusion, white knoll is just an amazing place to spend 8 hours a day!

“What school do you go to?”
“White Knoll High School”
“You mean the school where a brother pushed his sister off the second floor?”
“Yup, That’s the one!”

by Justyourneighborhoodgayboy October 14, 2021

High School Theater Production

Any work of theatre, such as a staged play, musical, comedy or drama that is processed or financially and administratively managed and participated in by high schoolers.

"Have you heard about the high school theater production that _____ High is putting on this year?"

by Definition Child May 26, 2018

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.

Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.

by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024

Westwood High School

A shitty school in a shitty town. Connected to aspen ridge which houses the most annoying little fuckers ever. Westwood just has the more grown up fuckers. From emo girls to racists wearing baseball caps you know you're in for the glory hole in the mens locker room.

Person 1: What is going on?
Person 2: Just getting butt fucked in the mens locker room at Westwood High School in Ishpeming MI

by mrgabeitch March 11, 2023

Green Bay High School

A school where you can look at kids pissing without consequences.

"fuck, fuck, fuck my kid goes to Green Bay High School. Her poor holes"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023