double-butt-floss

The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.

Helpless school girl: (bends over)

Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)

Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)

Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?

Saint G: what does it look like?

Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss

Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....

by Saint G March 12, 2008

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Dev-butt Futo-naik

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

furry butt plug

something you call someone you're mad at in elementarty school.
A but plug, as in something to plug up your put to prevent farting/pooping/peeing and any other functions that may come out of your butt.

shut up you furry butt plug!

by baileyrose August 11, 2008

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

pee in her butt

The fastest way to end an arguement in relationship. When you as the man are losing the arguement, or when your girl is nagging you, drop the pee bomb on her. This will for sure make her shut up. Bonus effect happens if you can say it in front of family, her parents, friends, or loud enough for your neighbors to hear. Speachless effect guaranteed. Also guaranteed is the lack of any action that night or for some time from said pee girl.

Girl- Well you forgot my birthday, blah blah blah blah. And then you blah blah blah.

Guy 1- What the fuck am i gunna do now, she won't shut the hell up

Guy 2- Dude didnt you pee in her butt once?

Guy 1- Oh yeah, she's a dirty bitch.

by Bennelton February 6, 2007