Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

the brown gems

the brown gems is like the bomb bay, the bronze age, the bronze jade, the bond james and lebron jame

guy: hey have you heard of the brown gems
guy 2: you mean the basketball guy
guy: ya

by the brown gems August 19, 2022

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

Ugly Brown

A boy who has alot of friends, is really popular, all the girls like him & is really well-known... but is actually really ugly !
This term was made by two kauai girls from chiefess kamakahelei !

Oh my gosh ! Kierra, Kris is such a Ugly Brown !!!

by Kayywhyy March 6, 2011