Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.

If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.

by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018

Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles

Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.

by Big wolf9 May 2, 2016

A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

Red Solo Cup Party

When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.

Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.

by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023

red balls

itchy white noodels

I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023

100 lb sack of red russets

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.

Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018

Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010