Texas Hogswaggle

When an individual does anal on a girl and then she turns around and sucks the shit off

“Yo a girl gave me a Texas hogswaggle in the Arby’s bathroom”

by Analmaster67 February 14, 2026

Texas Turdbulance

When you’re eating ass and you blow a raspberry at the same time they fart.

I have Stacy a Texas Turdbulance last night and man it stunk.

by VLPEEPER February 20, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Textpectation

The assumed expectations people have about how someone should respond to text messages.

coined by Drew Lodi

Debbie, you’re not living up to my textpectations.

by Lightworker325 March 8, 2026

Texas Two-Step

The Texas Two-Step is when a man has sex with a woman, and then later on that same day, has sex with a second woman (who is unaware of the sexual activities the man engaged in earlier), without having washed himself off in between women.

Tony: "Man, you sure are busy these days! You never have time to hang out anymore. What's been up, man?"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"

by Miss Hell Kitten March 10, 2026

Textie

A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.

Get off your phone, you are such a stupid textie.

by treehouserockx March 14, 2026