Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020

Red War

Red War was a war that happened yesterday 10 am i got in a fight using my red balloon

Did you join in the Red War yesterday

by RedMasked July 19, 2022

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Red staff

You fuck a girl on her period

Last night Lucy gave me red staff

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

Red

A primary colour.

It is also a name.

THAT'S LITERALLY ALL IT IS!!!!

Carol: "Hello, Red."

Mr Domovic's face went red from the chilli.

by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019

Red flag

Joey

Joey is the problem he is the red flag he is red

by Haley winfrey February 16, 2023

Zion Reds

Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now

Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"

Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"

by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020