dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.

Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”

by Menlikepink April 22, 2022

Penis

a mans genitalia

“Dude my penis is so big, I bet you it’s bigger than a pickle!”

“Nah, my penis is bigger.”

by Hibiych March 24, 2019

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016