Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 9, 2021

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021

penis

gross things fags like

dan: wanna suck my penis
bro: bro wtf

by Ewwwthatgurl April 15, 2021

penis

i love penis - me 2021-2021

penis

by penis bitch April 17, 2021

Penis

A slingy thing that wiggles in and out

Omg his penis is deep inside me.

by Leeper April 19, 2021

penis

yelled by every girl when they want dick in there coo chi. Also used as slang. Every boy has a penis. Some want it in there ass

Damn thats a nice penis

by paigeroussel April 20, 2021