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Best friends

Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
by ? Mystery? July 20, 2019
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Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 10, 2011
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Friend

Someone who supports you, loves you, and is the most amazing person(s) in the world. (Yes, I'm talking to you!)
You're my friend now.
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friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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Best friend

When two humans connect on some higher level, and somehow make those around them laugh at their inappropriate jokes. Every time.
Jamie and Naz are the kind of best friends that somehow manage to make everyone around them happier just looking at the way they laugh at each other’s frat boy fart jokes like they’ve never heard one before. Every single time.
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A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.
Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.
by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021
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