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The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Stray Kids

The home, happiness, life, pride, and joy of Stay’s. They are clowns and take nothing seriously yet are one of the best groups of the 4th generation. HOME
Me: im going home
Non-stay: oh see you tomorrow
Me: pabo, im staying here, im just gonna watch Stray Kids moments
by here’s a han jisung ^^ April 2, 2024
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Greenscreen Kids

Kids that remix viral shorts on YouTube or TikTok by using the greenscreen filter and slapping their face straight on the screen. Some videos will show their faces moving or being resized by their fingers. 99.9% of these kids are born in the Generation Alpha. If you see one of these kids on the internet when your scrolling through YouTube or TikTok. Simply close the tab and don't give them any views.
Greenscreen Kids: "OMG!!!! I WILL STEAL DIS VID!!11! I AM GOING TO GET SOOOO MUCH VIEWSSS FOR DISS!!!! (remixes a short and puts their face on it) HAHAHAHH11!! I AM SOOOO FUNNE!!! I AM SOO POOPULAR NOW THX GUYZZ1!!11"

Person who is scrolling: "Nope. I am not gonna give that greenscreen kid any attention."
by caughtin8k April 7, 2024
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DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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blue tie kid

the ultimate rizzler. got permision from kai cenat to rizz up livvy dune. does have level 10 gyat
by anonymous April 9, 2024
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Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024
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poopy furry pink gacha kid

Somebody who is very very retarted and is probably lesbian
poopy furry pink gacha kid is somebody very ugly and retated
by TheRat567BCE April 12, 2024
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