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penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.
Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass
by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019
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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
mugGet the no hair on your penismug.

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
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Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022
mugGet the Connor’s penismug.

Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.
Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!
by edasherr June 19, 2018
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PENIS

the male weener that women love
I HAVE A BIG PENIS
by kyophger December 14, 2022
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Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.
Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!
by Boylesple December 15, 2023
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