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gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.
My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.
by Zillogee December 23, 2020
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Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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deets nuts

Guy1:What’s dis
Guy2: deets nuts
LOL
by stevefont December 25, 2020
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Deez nuts

by YESHHHHHHHH December 25, 2020
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Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/
by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020
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