NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

Kool Kid

A person who is addicted to Kool aid powder

Why is your nose blue
Cause I snorted some Kool aid powder
Bruh you is a Kool kid

by Kyler2 January 14, 2023

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015

999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low

I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them

by 999maker June 8, 2021

Green anaconda kid

blaaaaat

green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA

us - ok pop off I guess

by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021

iPad Kid

Pretty girls named Allie who play Plants vs. Zombies

Allie is an iPad Kid because she is pretty and plays Plants vs. Zombies

by Allie #1 Fan July 26, 2021

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024