What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

what’s your point

a sentence charlotte says too much

“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”

by a sexy rat who is a rat November 30, 2020

Aiden Clarke WHAT

AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!!

AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!!

by Aidenclarkewhat September 15, 2023

a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

When a girl has to do when a girl what she has to do.
Doing something slutty or wrong

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Fuad : does she wanna gw me

Camila no you’re an opp boy pagan

Rodrigo:would you gw Fuad

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Rodrigo: so yes
Camila : no he’s butters

by 1122344656565656 May 10, 2021

Erm what the sigma

Erm what the sigma is a skibiti way to edge

Erm what the Sigma!!!

by Sigmagat May 1, 2024

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Erm, what the sigma?

A statement of confusion, coming from a man named Squidward.

"You're not fucking funny and you're corny…"
"Erm, what the sigma?"

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024