resting snitch face

Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.

She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.

by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.

Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.

by Urbandictress November 28, 2015

Fuck face flynn

When your dumb with a man bun

I punched fuck face Flynn

by PPsucky68 November 13, 2020

Phallus face mclain

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

by Busy Blake February 27, 2008

Piss On Your Face

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.

Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.

by Bonez April 13, 2003

burnt face man

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers

"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"

by chemical_milo June 12, 2005