I'll pencil you in

To sexually assult/stimulate someone with a pencil, usually rubber end first for safety.

Oi, come here you silly slag... I'll pencil you in!

by Horny B April 27, 2008

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Milk you dry

When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.

She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

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you done bro?

What you say when your getting fucked so bad by someone and you want them to stop you ask "you done bro?"

Alan: My tight little asshole has taken a pounding for far too long. "you done bro?"

Carl: Not yet babe just a few more minutes. You mad bro?

Alan: No, But asshole can't take much more of this BR@H!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonMcKnight January 23, 2011

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I Love You

Three words people don’t even mean they use it to hurt you in the future they say it for the fun of it and don’t really mean it 🙄I love you is something that will stay with you forever and never leave your heart

John: I love you Suzan

Suzan: I love you too

John 3 weeks later I hate you

Suzan: I actually loved you

by Kyleigh nicole October 21, 2018

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