What The Fuack

The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it

Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”

by Aydan.M November 3, 2025

WHAT STRENGTH!

But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!

"What Strength!! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world

by Nutty Nuts December 12, 2016

what kind of assery

"what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)

- Dude, I just got fucking bonaventura again in my 100k pack
- What kind of assery

by ollycoly April 22, 2020

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 11, 2023

And what not

and other similar things.

"I bought some apples, bananas, oranges, and what not for the fruit salad."

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021